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The Emperor's BirdkeeperTHE EMPEROR'S BIRDKEEPERThe Emperor's Birdkeeper
Once upon a time, in China, there was a man. He looked neither ordinary nor very special, but everybody knew that behind his common beard and his patient eyes, he carried a great deal of importance with him.
When the emperor had finished building his enormous zoo in the heart of Beijing, he had personally appointed the man to be in charge of the gigantic aviary which was his pride and joy. In the years that followed, the man traveled all over China to look for the finest and most precious birds for the emperor. He brought them back to the zoo one by one until he had found the last of them. T


At the Spooky StoreAT THE SPOOKY STOREAt the Spooky Store
Enter CUSTOMER and SHOPKEEPER (and TALKING SKULL)
CUSTOMER Hello, I would like – SHOPKEEPER Wait your turn, please. CUSTOMER Madam? SHOPKEEPER I said, wait your turn, Please. CUSTOMER But, there is no one here. SHOPKEEPER Yes, there is. CUSTOMER Look, there’s no line here whatsoever. SHOPKEEPER Right. How may I help you then? CUSTOMER I would like some chicken soup. SHOPKEEPER Chicken soup? CUSTOMER Chicken soup. SHOPKEEPER I see, one moment, Let me
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